From Metro and The Times to You Magazine and The Scotsman ...

'Seriously funny and funnily serious' - Daily Mail

'This is very funny' - The Times

'I think your ideas are snappy and funny' - Features Editor, Good Housekeeping

* Kept over one million bleary-eyed commuters awake over the last four years with weekly series written for Metro newspaper - the only paper to reach key urban professionals nationwide.

* My last Times series received more reader response than any other run in the Work section.

* Funny, quirky series and features across a wide range of topics from office life. gastropubs and cult films to Radio Two, parenting and commuting.

* New series started in The Times in March, plus new features in Glamour and The Author.

* Other regular series and features in The Guardian, Evening Standard, ES Magazine, The Observer, The Daily Express, The Financial Times, The Irish Independent, The Daily Mail. Woman's Weekly, the TES, Scotland on Sunday, The Herald, and Public Service Manager.

* Guest on Radio 4's Loose Ends, Radio 2's The Steve Wright Show, Radio 5 Live and many BBC local radio stations.

Chalk and Cheese - every week in Metro nationwide:

You Magazine - How to survive the office Christmas:

The Scotsman - Being Forty: The Big Fear-O